Engineer Attidude

this is something i save in my email for long time

some of u might seen b4

but i feel like publishing in sudden
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Comprehending Engineers - Take One

Two engineering students were walking across campus when one
said, 'Where did you get such a great bike?'
The second engineer replied, 'Well, I was walking along
yesterday minding my own business when a Beautiful woman rode up on
this bike. She threw the bike
to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, 'Take what
you want.'
The second engineer nodded approvingly, 'Good choice; the clothes
wouldn't have fit anyway.'

Lesson: Don't bother to drop even the most obvious hint, they
can't catch anyway.
(This is a reality! If you don't believe, test them!)

Comprehending Engineers - Take Two
To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the
glass half empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as
it needs to be.
Lesson: There is no philosophy to talk abt but calculations and
calculations...

Comprehending Engineers -Take Three
A pastor, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning
for a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed,
'What's with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15
minutes!' The doctor chimed in, 'I don't know, but I've never
seen such ineptitude'. The pastor said, 'Hey, here comes
the greens keeper. Let's have a word with him.' 'Hi John.
Say, what's with that group ahead of us? They're rather
slow, aren't they?'
The greens keeper replied, 'Oh, yes, that's a group of blind
firefighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a
fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime.'
The group was silent for a moment.
Then the pastor said, 'That's so sad I think I will say a special
prayer for them tonight.'
The doctor said, 'Good idea. And I'm going to contact my
ophthalmologist buddy and see if there's anything he can do for
them.'
The engineer, after much thought said, 'Why can't these guys
play at night?'
Lesson: No emotions please, only practicality works here.

Comprehending Engineers -Take Four
What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil
Engineers?
Mechanical Engineers build weapons; Civil Engineers build
targets.
Lesson: They build and build and build and build and... to
compliment one another.

Comprehending Engineers -Take Five
Three engineering students were gathered together discussing
the possible designers of the human body. One said, 'It was a
mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints.' Another said, 'No,
it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system has many thousands
of electrical connections.' The last said, 'Actually it was a civil
engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a
recreational area?'
Lesson: All of them have their own theories. None for
believing!

Comprehending Engineers -Take Six
Normal people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it.
Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough
features yet.'
Lesson: They are complicated and twisted.

Comprehending Engineers -Take Seven
An architect, an artist, and an engineer were discussing
whether it was better to spend time with a wife or a mistress.
The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a
solid foundation for an enduring relationship.
The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because of
the passion and mystery he found there.
The engineer said, 'I like both.'
'Both?'
'Yeah,' replied the engineer. 'If you have a wife and a mistress,
they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and
you can go to the lab and get some work done.'
Lesson: Gals, NEVER fall for an engineer!!!

Comprehending Engineers - Take Eight
An engineer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him
and said, 'If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful
princess.' He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his
pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, 'If you kiss me and
turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one
week.' The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and
returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out, 'If
you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess I'll
stay with you and do ANYTHING you want.' Again the engineer took the
frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the
frog asked, 'What is the matter? I've told you I'm a
beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do
anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?' The engineer
said, 'Look I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but
a TALKING frog, now that's cool!

Lesson: Once again, gals, NEVER fall for an engineer!!!!!
Now we know why so many engineers are single. hahaha...

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is that how everyone thinks?
no!!! i am not like them

anyway..get back to study!~~~
have a nice day..
and happy deepavali to indians :P

Brighter Than Ever

Hola..another post..i am getting well with this haha
u know, with those exam, assignment, project i usually wont be blogging anymore
but!! i am here to spill some crap..

it might seem that i am emo this few post below but thing is getting better
i live a different way now as i am able to adjusted my whole concept of live after several difficulties

like always, i will say i love a new life now ... i knew i said lot of time everytime i changed but people love changes ..including me as well..i do not know when i will dislike it or when i will change it again..but i am expecting a much improve of myself.. wish me luck by then

--- explanation END ( prevent u guys from bored with my crapping ) ------------------

holiday is coming next week, got several plan coming up to live it to the max,..
1) reunion with those jerks from other country( make sure u call me when u see this )
2) a happy trip to anywhere on earth with friends ( wat ever trip u have i will join even going IRAN)
3) plan birthday bash for parents ( budget and catering -i need details if u know where cheap)
4) finding a 9-5 job so i wont be bored and yet able to have fun ...
5) go shopping ( update me with trend nowadays- i need advise!!!)
6) going for movie spree( looking for companion!) trust me ..nobody know how much i love movie :P

thats all for now..
i know u guys not happy with pictureless blog..
but i am really trying very hard to afford one ...finger cross

sayonara and happy reading :P

Not ENough

林峰 - 愛不夠

Letting go...

Another day

time now?? 9.02
today morning is peaceful, wonderful blue sky and a moment of peace with ears that onli be fill up by bird chipping..

this morning i feel great.. but the day before is disaster..
many people do think that i do have a wonderful family but there is a word for chinese that state..
"every family is not perfect, they have their own problem"
yeah indeed, i just receive a news that something happen yesterday..
since it is so personal involving my family..i will not state wat happen..
leave it to your imagination to dear all readers...

my feeling right now??
dissapointed, i do not comment on other skin..but yellow skin(chinese) arent suppose a mankind that take family as their priority?? please correct me if i am wrong..
or we have been effected due to the modern society??

i suppose we anyhow have to accept and forgive everytime a family member did a mistake..
i suppose we anyhow have to be surportive to our family member..
but why is mine not working as how it suppose to be??
i feel really lost direction right now...
when 2 side is also having the same blood with u ...u do not know where to side..but u also couldnt jump out of the problem happened... does teacher in my primary age state that how a relation shud be wrong??

at this moment i couldn do anything..all i can do is to pray for the best outcome.. and also to bless my parents to not suffer sadness as they deserve more than that..and not this..

i also hope i could be given a strengthen to solve thing out..as i know i cant drop down at this moment as i need to drive out the problem..

at the ending i just wan to say, my thought of how relation suppose to be is never change..i still believe my primary teacher or anyone that stated the same theory.. we live with a family..we action with family.. and we must forgive and forget to everyone especially our same blood...family...

Getting A Life..

hhaa..i am laughing at my last post when i promise that i will be blogging again..but well this post for so much later than it expected to be...

i do not know why i blog in sudden at the time like this..but well , just hear me crap for a while..

i went G2 for some supervisor training, Yes i am a supervisor now after taking several job for them and i wasnt expected for this promotion but well, i get it. The first moment i saw the person who train me..i thought she will say "congratulation, u are now a supervisor rank in our company!" BUT.....she said something that i last expected "i heard of ur record, and mostly negative..i hope u will improve when u are a supervisor" ......seriously i was =.= ..i know there is wrong but i still dun get it why they call me to be a supervisor when i have a negative record.. well at least the pay is good and have to accept this kinda word i have to accept as i really need to continue so i could pay my bills..

i have been staying in nilai hostel for a month now, actually it does not seem to be that bad everyone think it is..i finally found a plce of zen..where i have my own world and my peace at there..i do not need to follow order or get affected by others..and i able to learn the way toward independence and become a better one..i feel this is the feeling i hope to get always..it is so comfortable that i do not realize a week had pass and i got to go home during weekend :P

exam and assignment is packing and coming, uni life is not as easy as college..it tons more pressure and dicispline than how i used to be... i guess i really need to motivate myself to suit it in quick and fast or i will be left out really soon enough

when so much thing come toward me in work and study ..i of coz suffered a major breakdown in term of physical and mentally.. i feel so tired yet i need to go on...because there is no turning back.. but i felt the worst thing of all.. i am walking on my own.. without the help of companion i feel the weight of burden is getting me off the road..i lost direction ..i do not who to talk too.. maybe thats the onli reason i feel like blogging..i once told zhen cui that i do not dare to blog because sometimes things is so personal that i try not to let anyone know how i think and feel..
but i suppose i give it a shot ..maybe it help to reduce wat i felt now...

indeed..i do feel good..haha

have to prepare to go class and go back my place of zen ...
see you...