Engineer Attidude

this is something i save in my email for long time

some of u might seen b4

but i feel like publishing in sudden
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Comprehending Engineers - Take One

Two engineering students were walking across campus when one
said, 'Where did you get such a great bike?'
The second engineer replied, 'Well, I was walking along
yesterday minding my own business when a Beautiful woman rode up on
this bike. She threw the bike
to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, 'Take what
you want.'
The second engineer nodded approvingly, 'Good choice; the clothes
wouldn't have fit anyway.'

Lesson: Don't bother to drop even the most obvious hint, they
can't catch anyway.
(This is a reality! If you don't believe, test them!)

Comprehending Engineers - Take Two
To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the
glass half empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as
it needs to be.
Lesson: There is no philosophy to talk abt but calculations and
calculations...

Comprehending Engineers -Take Three
A pastor, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning
for a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed,
'What's with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15
minutes!' The doctor chimed in, 'I don't know, but I've never
seen such ineptitude'. The pastor said, 'Hey, here comes
the greens keeper. Let's have a word with him.' 'Hi John.
Say, what's with that group ahead of us? They're rather
slow, aren't they?'
The greens keeper replied, 'Oh, yes, that's a group of blind
firefighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a
fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime.'
The group was silent for a moment.
Then the pastor said, 'That's so sad I think I will say a special
prayer for them tonight.'
The doctor said, 'Good idea. And I'm going to contact my
ophthalmologist buddy and see if there's anything he can do for
them.'
The engineer, after much thought said, 'Why can't these guys
play at night?'
Lesson: No emotions please, only practicality works here.

Comprehending Engineers -Take Four
What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil
Engineers?
Mechanical Engineers build weapons; Civil Engineers build
targets.
Lesson: They build and build and build and build and... to
compliment one another.

Comprehending Engineers -Take Five
Three engineering students were gathered together discussing
the possible designers of the human body. One said, 'It was a
mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints.' Another said, 'No,
it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system has many thousands
of electrical connections.' The last said, 'Actually it was a civil
engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a
recreational area?'
Lesson: All of them have their own theories. None for
believing!

Comprehending Engineers -Take Six
Normal people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it.
Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough
features yet.'
Lesson: They are complicated and twisted.

Comprehending Engineers -Take Seven
An architect, an artist, and an engineer were discussing
whether it was better to spend time with a wife or a mistress.
The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a
solid foundation for an enduring relationship.
The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because of
the passion and mystery he found there.
The engineer said, 'I like both.'
'Both?'
'Yeah,' replied the engineer. 'If you have a wife and a mistress,
they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and
you can go to the lab and get some work done.'
Lesson: Gals, NEVER fall for an engineer!!!

Comprehending Engineers - Take Eight
An engineer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him
and said, 'If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful
princess.' He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his
pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, 'If you kiss me and
turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one
week.' The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and
returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out, 'If
you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess I'll
stay with you and do ANYTHING you want.' Again the engineer took the
frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the
frog asked, 'What is the matter? I've told you I'm a
beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do
anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?' The engineer
said, 'Look I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but
a TALKING frog, now that's cool!

Lesson: Once again, gals, NEVER fall for an engineer!!!!!
Now we know why so many engineers are single. hahaha...

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is that how everyone thinks?
no!!! i am not like them

anyway..get back to study!~~~
have a nice day..
and happy deepavali to indians :P